Japanese Tutorial: Daily Communication

“Idiot, moron, etc”

Baka jan- what an idiot!
Baka yaro- stupid idiot, stupid fool, etc.
Baka mitai- that’s stupid!
Baka yamerou yo!- don’t be such an idiot
Baka yatte’n ja nee yo- cut the crap
Baka itte’n na yo!- don’t talk shit!
Omee tada no baka-mono da! Damare!- you’re such a moron/idiot/fool, shut up!
Omae aho ya de!- man, you’re a real moron!
Ahondara ya de- what an idiot!
Dete ike! Kono shiri-nuke-me!- get outta here you fuckin’ jerk!
“Buubuu-fart”

Onara buubuu shinaide yo! Kuse kara na!- MAN! Don’t fart, it stinks!
Ojii-chan’ttara!! Onegai dakara! Okyaku-san no iru toki buusuka shinaide choodai!- Grandpa!! Please!! I wish you wouldn’t fart when we have quests!
Onara o buusuka buusuka shita!- he let one rip!
Atashi oto ga denai yoo ni shita tsumori datta no ni, sugoi buusuka buusuka dechatta yo!- I thought it was gunna be a descreet little fart, but I really let one rip!
Ore imo kutta kara to omoun dakedo, hitobanjuu buusuka buusuka buusuka buusuka demakuri nan da yo!- It’s those crazy potatoes I ate! All night I’ve been farting away like crazy!
Dare ga he o hiita?- Who farted?
He o hita- he just let one rip
Wagaoya no , shinuru toki ni mo, he o kokite- even as my father lay dying, I farted.
“Busu- ugly”

Nan da kono busu!- what a dog!
Busu dakedo, ii hito dakara- she might look like shit, but she’s a good person.
Ano eichi bii mita ka yo? Ooee!- did you see how incredible ugly she was? PUKE!
Ano tii bii esu, jibun no koto nan da to omotte’n darou?- who does that ugly troll think she is?
Erian mitai na kao shiyagatte, mukou e ike!- Fuck off you freak! (lit: you have a face of an alien, get away!)
“stylin’ ways to say ‘yes’ and ‘no’”

Buu- is the same as a ‘thumbs down’
Pinpooooon-is the same as a ‘thumbs up’
Yapi!- Yessiree! He/she sure is!
“Pervert/hentai, molester”

Atchi ikanai hou ga ii yo! Chikan darake da yo!- I wouldn’t go there, it’s teeming with perverts!
Hanashi kakenaide yo! Kono daburu etchi!- Don’t talk to me you pervert!
“BEAST!!!”

Chikushou!- DAMN/ Shit/ Fuck
Nan da kor’ ya- what (the fuck’s) this?
Nan da koistu?- what’s with him/her?
Nani yo?- what the hell?
Nan da yo?- what the hell?
Mattaku- Well I never! Really!
Masaka-NO! Impossible! It can’t be!
Oya, maa- Dear me! Oh my!
Komatta na! Oh darn! (lit: this worries me)
Ar’ya- I never!
“Fatso”

Nan da kono debu- get a load of fatso!
Aistu honto ni debut’ru!-man, he’s REALLY fat!
“Etchi”

Etchi na koto surana! Omae!- Yo! Don’t be gross
“Homosexual”

Aitsu gei?- he/ she’s gay?
Sumimasen! Moyori no gei karabu wa doko ni arimasu ka?- Excuse me, where’s the nearest gay club?
Ken wa okama ja nai kedo, shigoto de gei booi to shite hataraite’run da- Ken’s not really a faggot, he just works at a drag bar.
Soko no okama omee no koto zutto mite’ru ze- that fag over there keeps lookin’ at you.
Ano hito okama-san yo- that gentleman is a fag.
Nee! Ano ko no oniisan okama chiku yo nee! Kitto sou da yo!- You know, that girl’s brother is kinda faggoty! I bet he is one!
“GOOD!!!”

Sugee gu!-totally awesome!
Mamosu gu- mammoth good!
Mechanko gu- messed up good!
Machakucha gu- fucked up good!
Dan gu- absolutely good!
UAA! Aitsu torendii- WO! He’s awesome!
” Hick”

Gee! Ano imo sugee kakkou shite’ru- MAN! I can’t believe what that hick’s wearing.
Chiyako’nnai de yo! Kono imobeeda- Get away from me you hick!
Oi! Korokke! Dok’kara kitan da yo!- Man, what a boob! What stone did you craw out from under?
Aa! Mou! Uchi ne okaasan ino kusai! I ssho ni dearukitakunai yo!- God! My mother is such a hick! I can’t stand to be seen with her!
“Prostitute”

Ano jorou- me- That slut!
Abazure onna mitai- She looks like a slut!
Baita ni makoto nashi- never trust a whore.

Phrases that are just good to know

Sou Desu- Yeah, yes, I see
Sou ka- I see
Hai- yes, right, sure, etc
Ee/ un- sure, right, uh-huh, etc
Ryoukai- roger, roger that
Sonna- it can’t be, oh no
Yogatta/yokatta- I did it, I found it, thank goodness
Dame- bad, stop
Dame yo- stop that!
Urusai- shut up
Damare- shut up
Itai- ouch
Yoshi!- alright!